








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3000 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3927 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4155 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5669 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,046,713 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Packy | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | Clearly KennyS | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | Akuryo | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | DonkeyDork | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | ROWDY.CS | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | nik | 42% | 33 |
| #12 | OppA | 39% | 51 |
| #13 | NIEZRECKAGE | 39% | 59 |
| #14 | n1kster | 37% | 27 |
| #15 | ىćą¹ « Jrsooner | 37% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OppA | 20 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | Ceai | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Griffin0g v.2 | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Packy | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | fHizZ^ | 7 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Griffin0g v.2 | 349 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ceai | 338 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Packy | 199 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | jpanッ | 188 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Akuryo | 176 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akuryo | +1.82 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Griffin0g v.2 | +0.78 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | Soma | +0.76 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | Packy | +0.64 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | OppA | +0.48 | 72 | 33 |





