








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2641 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3253 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1934 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3112 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,151 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 598 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SigmaBalls | 55% | 175 |
| #2 | Crazy Swim Man | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | angy milki | 51% | 248 |
| #4 | Lørn | 51% | 166 |
| #5 | Alper | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | angy milki | 51% | 248 |
| #4 | Lørn | 51% | 166 |
| #5 | Alper | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | IXtremezI | 43% | 103 |
| #7 | danstyan | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lørn | 11 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | SigmaBalls | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | angy milki | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | IXtremezI | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Crazy Swim Man | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SigmaBalls | 942 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #2 | angy milki | 542 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #3 | Lørn | 377 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | IXtremezI | 291 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Alper | 62 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | angy milki | +2.82 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | Alper | +2.40 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | Crazy Swim Man | +1.45 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | SigmaBalls | -0.02 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | Aspyre Doggi | -0.96 | 77 | 51 |





