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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 819 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1936 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2251 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2223 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,316,207 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Kinematograf | 40% | 35 |
| #11 | Jahu | 40% | 48 |
| #12 | Lyssa | 40% | 144 |
| #13 | Perka | 38% | 92 |
| #14 | barlos73 | 31% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Al3x | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Zaur | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Perszu | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | eMG | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Lyssa | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaur | 518 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #2 | Perka | 381 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | Al3x | 332 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jahu | 261 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #5 | eMG | 244 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perszu | +3.50 | 81 | 79 |
| #2 | Kinematograf | +2.45 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | payel | +2.20 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | sweet ymmij | +2.10 | 81 | 60 |
| #5 | ♿Brzeszczot | +1.98 | 67 | 74 |





