








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3512 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5163 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2595 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3572 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,588,622 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImmortalliS | 61% | 88 |
| #2 | [$] | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | ERO | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | krizeNNN | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | ♿Brzeszczot | 52% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Lyssa | 46% | 235 |
| #11 | squ.! | 45% | 161 |
| #12 | Perka | 45% | 65 |
| #13 | payel | 42% | 26 |
| #14 | Black Cat | 42% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweet ymmij | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Perszu | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ♿Brzeszczot | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Lyssa | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | squ.! | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perszu | 587 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| #2 | Jahu | 495 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #3 | ImmortalliS | 463 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #4 | sweet ymmij | 385 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #5 | ♿Brzeszczot | 279 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImmortalliS | +3.80 | 89 | 73 |
| #2 | ERO | +1.44 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | ♿Brzeszczot | +1.39 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | squ.! | +1.14 | 66 | 62 |
| #5 | sweet ymmij | +1.08 | 77 | 61 |





