








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
855 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 481 | 20% |
| Smokes | 766 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 849 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 322 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $407,878 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soupisfood | 73% | 37 |
| #2 | fro | 57% | 58 |
| #3 | Serano | 52% | 75 |
| #4 | vestibiulis | 50% | 72 |
| #5 | Abu Nasir | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fro | 12 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Serano | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | vestibiulis | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Abu Nasir | 9 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | soupisfood | 9 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarmen Kell | 226 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Abu Nasir | 161 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | vestibiulis | 139 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Serano | 126 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | soupisfood | 102 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soupisfood | +3.43 | 73 | 81 |
| #2 | soupisfood | +2.82 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | Serano | +2.44 | 88 | 66 |
| #4 | vestibiulis | +1.40 | 64 | 75 |
| #5 | Abu Nasir | +1.37 | 76 | 58 |





