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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1279 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1255 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1073 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1172 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,093 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElNinoJESUS- | 73% | 37 |
| #2 | Abu Nasir | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | vestibiulis | 65% | 37 |
| #4 | Serano | 63% | 49 |
| #5 | fro | 60% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fro | 16 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | Abu Nasir | 7 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | Jarmen Kell | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Serano | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | ElNinoJESUS- | 4 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jarmen Kell | 229 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | fro | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Serano | 93 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | ElNinoJESUS- | 73 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | vestibiulis | 66 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soupisfood | +3.33 | 73 | 65 |
| #2 | Abu Nasir | +3.13 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | Serano | +1.75 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | vestibiulis | +1.16 | 71 | 72 |
| #5 | ElNinoJESUS- | +0.36 | 60 | 46 |





