








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5958 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6306 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6798 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6147 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,399 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 759 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrs | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | Loke | 54% | 196 |
| #3 | sly groper | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | milk truck just arive | 52% | 124 |
| #5 | c9q9md ☺ | 50% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loke | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | sly groper | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Smooth Brian | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | milk truck just arive | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | c9q9md ☺ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milk truck just arive | 344 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Smooth Brian | 240 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Loke | 212 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | sly groper | 137 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | andrs | 118 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andrs | +3.37 | 90 | 58 |
| #2 | Dongslap | +1.65 | 86 | 71 |
| #3 | milk truck just arive | +0.69 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | c9q9md ☺ | +0.36 | 82 | 27 |
| #5 | Loke | -1.34 | 67 | 56 |





