








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4960 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2174 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2372 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1557 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $129,245 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitchwannanerd | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Reality | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | 57% | 42 |
| #5 | Kato | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Reality | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | 57% | 42 |
| #5 | Kato | 50% | 20 |
| #6 | J_Dawg | 47% | 30 |
| #7 | AngelofDev | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | 17 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | J_Dawg | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | 4 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Reality | 4 | 0.0131 |
| #5 | AngelofDev | 3 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | 175 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | 101 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Reality | 53 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kato | 53 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | J_Dawg | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reality | +4.63 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | +4.06 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | vShreds | +2.51 | 43 | 61 |
| #4 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | +2.29 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | Kato | +1.37 | 25 | 65 |





