








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2843 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2595 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1968 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1680 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,043 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | vShreds | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | GBI • Prawnhub | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | H | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Mc7izzle | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | vShreds | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | GBI • Prawnhub | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | H | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Mc7izzle | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | vShreds | 14 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | H | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | GBI • Prawnhub | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Mc7izzle | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | 866 | 0.29 | 22 min |
| #2 | vShreds | 319 | 0.37 | 7 min |
| #3 | GBI • Prawnhub | 217 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | H | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mc7izzle | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | +2.89 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | vShreds | +1.66 | 42 | 55 |
| #3 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | +1.42 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | GBI • Prawnhub | -0.45 | 42 | 61 |
| #5 | Mc7izzle | -0.67 | 75 | 47 |





