








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 545 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2310 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6017 | 49% |
| HE Grenades | 2321 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1650 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $281,928 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NamesFuzzy | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | Twitchwannanerd | 50% | 56 |
| #3 | kkfleming | 49% | 79 |
| #4 | Space Cadet | 44% | 149 |
| #5 | ChillaxM8 | 43% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | William Tyrell | 42% | 43 |
| #8 | CHICKEN BURGAHHH | 41% | 79 |
| #9 | Kato | 40% | 114 |
| #10 | TheRealClayto | 40% | 43 |
| #11 | Paradox | 27% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reality | 38 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Space Cadet | 38 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | CHICKEN BURGAHHH | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Twitchwannanerd | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Kato | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reality | 599 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | Space Cadet | 434 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kato | 318 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Twitchwannanerd | 313 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #5 | CHICKEN BURGAHHH | 116 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reality | +2.86 | 66 | 67 |
| #2 | NamesFuzzy | +1.76 | 67 | 46 |
| #3 | CHICKEN BURGAHHH | +1.15 | 51 | 57 |
| #4 | TheRealClayto | +1.07 | 64 | 64 |
| #5 | kkfleming | +0.84 | 14 | 39 |





