








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17290 | 38% |
| Smokes | 10844 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8123 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 9656 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,363,514 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | GBI • Prawnhub | 52% | 208 |
| #3 | hraah | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | H | 42% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | 57% | 145 |
| #2 | GBI • Prawnhub | 52% | 208 |
| #3 | hraah | 50% | 82 |
| #4 | H | 42% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | 36 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | GBI • Prawnhub | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | hraah | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | H | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GBI • Prawnhub | 837 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | 466 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | hraah | 243 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | H | 83 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「 F e e n 1 x 」 | +3.00 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | Bluwu (。◕_◕。) | +1.23 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | GBI • Prawnhub | +0.67 | 51 | 59 |
| #4 | hraah | +0.39 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | H | -3.21 | 19 | 51 |





