








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 972 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3942 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6247 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6713 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4793 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,280,561 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | α | 67% | 45 |
| #2 | w00lly | 57% | 49 |
| #3 | xSchons | 53% | 40 |
| #4 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 52% | 478 |
| #5 | argi_1926 | 50% | 236 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | HerrWeizen | 50% | 94 |
| #8 | Sikk #Oligarch | 47% | 323 |
| #9 | Brahh | 43% | 76 |
| #10 | Timm | 42% | 71 |
| #11 | Zed rustypot.com | 30% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 22 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Sikk #Oligarch | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | argi_1926 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | HerrWeizen | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Timm | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | 2303 | 0.24 | 61 min |
| #2 | Sikk #Oligarch | 628 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #3 | argi_1926 | 401 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Timm | 205 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Brahh | 165 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | LL3r 少年 | +1.65 | 54 | 72 |
| #2 | xSchons | +0.68 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | fred | +0.48 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | Brahh | +0.36 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | Zed rustypot.com | -0.10 | 44 | 71 |





