








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,461 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2442 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3793 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2829 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3397 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,626,791 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phiasm | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | KalaschnikowKillerKuliano | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | Anthony „Toto“ Losilla | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | r0z0nid | 53% | 58 |
| #5 | jay | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✫SeeNon✫ | 47% | 92 |
| #11 | Coin | 46% | 76 |
| #12 | Wurz3lgnom | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | Helge Schneider | 45% | 53 |
| #14 | BluM3nTopF | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✫SeeNon✫ | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ragefull | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Tipsen | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Coin | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | r0z0nid | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ragefull | 802 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | Tipsen | 586 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #3 | Anthony „Toto“ Losilla | 271 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | ✫SeeNon✫ | 215 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | r0z0nid | 148 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ragefull | +3.96 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | ✫SeeNon✫ | +1.59 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | Tipsen | +1.15 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | lor3nz | +0.40 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | r0z0nid | +0.10 | 74 | 78 |





