








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1614 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2180 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2263 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1892 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,241,266 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jay | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | BluM3nTopF | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Coin | 57% | 44 |
| #4 | ✫SeeNon✫ | 56% | 180 |
| #5 | MinkZ | 56% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0z0nid | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ✫SeeNon✫ | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Tipsen | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ragefull | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Wurz3lgnom | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0z0nid | 492 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | ragefull | 450 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | Tipsen | 434 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | ✫SeeNon✫ | 360 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | Hank Scorpio | 112 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ragefull | +2.27 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | ✫SeeNon✫ | +1.64 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | lor3nz | +0.75 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | r0z0nid | +0.26 | 75 | 80 |
| #5 | Tipsen | -0.13 | 78 | 70 |





