








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9541 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8267 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7421 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7914 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $794,689 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anthony „Toto“ Losilla | 64% | 74 |
| #2 | KalaschnikowKillerKuliano | 61% | 54 |
| #3 | Tipsen | 58% | 770 |
| #4 | r0z0nid | 57% | 241 |
| #5 | Wurz3lgnom | 56% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tipsen | 1329 | 0.09 | 34 min |
| #2 | ✫SeeNon✫ | 622 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #3 | r0z0nid | 591 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #4 | Hank Scorpio | 415 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Anthony „Toto“ Losilla | 267 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ragefull | +3.82 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | ✫SeeNon✫ | +1.36 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | Tipsen | +0.60 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | lor3nz | +0.11 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | r0z0nid | -0.04 | 76 | 78 |





