








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 656 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 148 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5160 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3324 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3839 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4021 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3032 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,605,776 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jay | 64% | 39 |
| #2 | CadEt ClUtch PWNer | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | r0z0nid | 57% | 336 |
| #4 | lor3nz | 56% | 180 |
| #5 | Coin | 56% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0z0nid | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ragefull | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Wurz3lgnom | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Tipsen | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | lor3nz | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0z0nid | 971 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #2 | ragefull | 804 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #3 | Tipsen | 760 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #4 | lor3nz | 244 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | Wurz3lgnom | 193 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ragefull | +2.17 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | ✫SeeNon✫ | +1.73 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | lor3nz | +0.30 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | r0z0nid | +0.17 | 77 | 80 |
| #5 | Tipsen | -0.05 | 77 | 70 |





