








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2661 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2690 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1078 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2086 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $757,232 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james | 274 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | FATASSFRENCHIE | 270 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | J1mbo | 160 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kim Jong BigBong | 146 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Psychedelic Fart | 126 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james | +4.46 | 84 | 54 |
| #2 | C0S | +3.11 | 55 | 59 |
| #3 | Kim Jong BigBong | +1.45 | 54 | 50 |
| #4 | back tizzy | +0.80 | 58 | 57 |
| #5 | Psychedelic Fart | +0.73 | 60 | 30 |





