








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1626 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3129 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3733 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1227 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,371,582 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 687 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0S | 582 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | james | 474 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | FATASSFRENCHIE | 457 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #4 | Kim Jong BigBong | 362 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #5 | Psychedelic Fart | 201 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james | +5.02 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | C0S | +3.51 | 58 | 58 |
| #3 | Kim Jong BigBong | +2.04 | 56 | 47 |
| #4 | J1mbo | +1.93 | 80 | 45 |
| #5 | Psychedelic Fart | +1.05 | 58 | 32 |





