








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1411 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2058 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1797 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1366 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,940,624 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james | +5.12 | 86 | 50 |
| #2 | C0S | +3.99 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | J1mbo | +2.35 | 81 | 48 |
| #4 | Kim Jong BigBong | +2.30 | 56 | 47 |
| #5 | Psychedelic Fart | +1.14 | 59 | 33 |





