








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 804 | 28% |
| Smokes | 939 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 600 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 488 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $320,188 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smokey_psyduck | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | SaltMinerJohn | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | Azz | 52% | 85 |
| #4 | Lime Juice | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | SIMOPS44 | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Lime Juice | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | SIMOPS44 | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | Beckerleg | 45% | 74 |
| #7 | Son So | 44% | 70 |
| #8 | GeT_WeLsH | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azz | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Beckerleg | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Lime Juice | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Son So | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | SaltMinerJohn | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Son So | 148 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Azz | 143 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Beckerleg | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lime Juice | 112 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | SaltMinerJohn | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lime Juice | +5.12 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | Beckerleg | +2.46 | 87 | 44 |
| #3 | Azz | +2.09 | 69 | 38 |
| #4 | SaltMinerJohn | +0.43 | 38 | 51 |
| #5 | Son So | -2.00 | 32 | 54 |





