








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1250 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1029 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1680 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1240 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,033 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smokey_psyduck | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | SoSa | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Lime Juice | 63% | 51 |
| #4 | JellyJam #CZ GANG!!! | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | SIMOPS44 | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azz | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Lime Juice | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Beckerleg | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Son So | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | SIMOPS44 | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beckerleg | 348 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Azz | 301 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Son So | 129 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lime Juice | 117 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | JellyJam #CZ GANG!!! | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lime Juice | +3.40 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | Azz | +2.31 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | Beckerleg | +1.82 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | SaltMinerJohn | -0.62 | 34 | 57 |
| #5 | SoSa | -0.73 | 66 | 50 |





