








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2433 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2084 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1434 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1668 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,060 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BB | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | sD | 69% | 26 |
| #3 | DATASSPHAT | 65% | 34 |
| #4 | Flynn | 64% | 22 |
| #5 | ballen ♡ capuchin | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hawaiian | 45 | 0.0274 |
| #2 | DATASSPHAT | 17 | 0.0264 |
| #3 | Twiigzz | 11 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | troy | 10 | 0.0130 |
| #5 | t1zz | 8 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twiigzz | 258 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | t1zz | 192 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | DATASSPHAT | 136 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Your Stepdad | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | BB | 93 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mild | +4.83 | 92 | 70 |
| #2 | BB | +2.94 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Your Stepdad | +2.01 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | troy | +1.98 | 88 | 58 |
| #5 | DATASSPHAT | +1.97 | 88 | 54 |





