








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 784 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3280 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3769 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3730 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3397 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3305 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,476,317 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussukka | 72% | 149 |
| #2 | kaleb1wowjesus | 71% | 35 |
| #3 | jappe | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | kal$u | 71% | 78 |
| #5 | rauhantekijä:D | 69% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | tilus | 51% | 37 |
| #11 | henkka | 47% | 30 |
| #12 | jaakkom | 46% | 46 |
| #13 | mikkolox | 45% | 38 |
| #14 | Good Hubert | 32% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussukka | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | rauhantekijä:D | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | zimo | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Good Hubert | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | jaakkom | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussukka | 478 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | kal$u | 234 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Gatsby | 234 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | zimo | 225 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | jaakkom | 128 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussukka | +3.86 | 84 | 80 |
| #2 | jappe | +2.85 | 84 | 62 |
| #3 | Gatsby | +1.60 | 60 | 70 |
| #4 | zimo | +1.39 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | Aero | +0.99 | 72 | 64 |





