








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1036 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 254 matches | ||
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4387 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4966 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3846 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4701 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,512,069 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1990 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussukka | 74% | 85 |
| #2 | zimo | 71% | 34 |
| #3 | Aero | 71% | 78 |
| #4 | aiicha | 66% | 53 |
| #5 | Gatsby | 65% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | awsy2 | 59% | 287 |
| #7 | Kroukki | 58% | 85 |
| #8 | kaleb1wowjesus | 53% | 211 |
| #9 | CREAMOR | 51% | 76 |
| #10 | SanttU | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CREAMOR | 15 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | SanttU | 15 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | awsy2 | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | kaleb1wowjesus | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | jussukka | 8 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gatsby | 585 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | awsy2 | 411 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | kaleb1wowjesus | 357 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Aero | 351 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #5 | jussukka | 304 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jussukka | +3.50 | 85 | 81 |
| #2 | awsy2 | +3.40 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | Gatsby | +2.76 | 63 | 70 |
| #4 | kal$u | +2.47 | 86 | 57 |
| #5 | aiicha | +1.33 | 86 | 61 |





