








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4884 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4691 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5096 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4547 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,748 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 494 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k3yto. | 57% | 141 |
| #2 | moehk | 55% | 208 |
| #3 | Youkker | 53% | 83 |
| #4 | ✪ 李大為 | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Squeezy | 53% | 284 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Youkker | 53% | 83 |
| #4 | ✪ 李大為 | 53% | 70 |
| #5 | Squeezy | 53% | 284 |
| #6 | DeltaWolf | 45% | 33 |
| #7 | FliXi™ | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k3yto. | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ✪ 李大為 | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | moehk | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Youkker | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Squeezy | 4 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squeezy | 1025 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | k3yto. | 789 | 0.26 | 21 min |
| #3 | moehk | 525 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | ✪ 李大為 | 229 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Youkker | 209 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k3yto. | +3.48 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | ✪ 李大為 | +1.71 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | Squeezy | +0.90 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | moehk | -0.39 | 62 | 69 |
| #5 | Pip | -0.40 | 54 | 64 |





