








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2772 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4025 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3223 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3500 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,572 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickson | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | k3yto. | 58% | 188 |
| #3 | Youkker | 56% | 107 |
| #4 | Pip | 55% | 208 |
| #5 | ✪ 李大為 | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪ 李大為 | 55% | 22 |
| #6 | Squeezy | 54% | 296 |
| #7 | Spina | 48% | 25 |
| #8 | FliXi™ | 46% | 26 |
| #9 | Inferno | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pip | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | k3yto. | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Youkker | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Squeezy | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Nickson | 3 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squeezy | 1160 | 0.19 | 31 min |
| #2 | k3yto. | 1039 | 0.26 | 28 min |
| #3 | Pip | 482 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Youkker | 255 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | FliXi™ | 115 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k3yto. | +2.74 | 90 | 72 |
| #2 | Squeezy | +1.35 | 87 | 72 |
| #3 | Spina | +0.97 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | ✪ 李大為 | +0.15 | 64 | 58 |
| #5 | moehk | -0.38 | 64 | 70 |





