








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 296 matches | ||
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9011 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6338 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6195 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6601 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,432,480 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rave | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Gryph0n | 55% | 98 |
| #3 | Italian Turtle | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | Matt | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | 77th | Ed | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rave | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Gryph0n | 55% | 98 |
| #3 | Italian Turtle | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | Matt | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | 77th | Ed | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gryph0n | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | 77th | Ed | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gryph0n | 606 | 0.27 | 19 min |
| #2 | 77th | Ed | 328 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Matt | 193 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Italian Turtle | 189 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rave | 63 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matt | +1.49 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | Rave | +1.30 | 69 | 42 |
| #3 | Gryph0n | +0.72 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | crazy | +0.28 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | Italian Turtle | -0.01 | 61 | 59 |





