








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,019 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2979 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3342 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2636 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3062 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $803,354 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 319 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aito Nacci | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | elQ | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | rawdog69 | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | DATBOI | 55% | 58 |
| #5 | Hiki | 54% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | TomasVeikko | 44% | 99 |
| #13 | jUKEE | 42% | 119 |
| #14 | Musti | 42% | 108 |
| #15 | DOGWATER | 41% | 41 |
| #16 | Norphe | 40% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiki | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | TomasVeikko | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | DOGWATER | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | elQ | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | DATBOI | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUKEE | 547 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | Hiki | 324 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | Sergej | 163 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | TomasVeikko | 155 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | elQ | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐒𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐦 | +1.83 | 53 | 38 |
| #2 | rawdog69 | +1.63 | 50 | 61 |
| #3 | Hiki | +1.57 | 69 | 77 |
| #4 | Crusifer | +1.53 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | jUKEE | +0.91 | 69 | 76 |





