








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1487 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2134 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1423 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1800 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,033 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TomasVeikko | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | jUKEE | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Norphe | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Hiki | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Crusifer | 55% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TomasVeikko | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | jUKEE | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Norphe | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Hiki | 57% | 30 |
| #5 | Crusifer | 55% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TomasVeikko | 3 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crusifer | 171 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Hiki | 141 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | jUKEE | 62 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | TomasVeikko | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Norphe | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jUKEE | +3.22 | 69 | 82 |
| #2 | Hiki | +2.19 | 71 | 75 |
| #3 | TomasVeikko | +2.09 | 77 | 74 |
| #4 | Crusifer | +1.60 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | DATBOI | +0.71 | 78 | 52 |





