








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1057 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1170 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 854 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 812 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $659,390 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV/JuanTap_ | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | STR_NO_MERCY | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Drizdel | 56% | 75 |
| #4 | Prez Yeti | 55% | 121 |
| #5 | TRB | ZZXQ | 55% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Shiro | 55% | 77 |
| #7 | TrueEcho | 54% | 95 |
| #8 | Baddie | 53% | 57 |
| #9 | smol_peaches | 49% | 144 |
| #10 | Bernie Senders | 45% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRB | ZZXQ | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Prez Yeti | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | TrueEcho | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Drizdel | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Bernie Senders | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bernie Senders | 333 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Prez Yeti | 160 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | TRB | ZZXQ | 142 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | TrueEcho | 118 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | TTV/JuanTap_ | 96 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drizdel | +4.27 | 70 | 67 |
| #2 | TRB | ZZXQ | +3.75 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | bear_tuck | +2.52 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | TTV/JuanTap_ | +0.30 | 87 | 66 |
| #5 | TrueEcho | +0.27 | 38 | 66 |





