








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3534 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2347 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1540 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,553 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | XRD | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | keVen | 74% | 19 |
| #4 | 🍌 | 65% | 49 |
| #5 | Lyssa | 65% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweet ymmij | 525 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | Perszu | 227 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | Al3x | 222 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | PLAX | 159 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Perka | 142 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GawEu | +4.81 | 93 | 62 |
| #2 | ImmortalliS | +3.67 | 89 | 73 |
| #3 | krizeNNN | +1.55 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | sweet ymmij | +1.19 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | PLAX | +1.18 | 83 | 69 |





