








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2009 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10088 | 21% |
| Smokes | 13203 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 13324 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 12433 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,169,700 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MilkywayB♡(>ᴗ•) | 73% | 77 |
| #2 | m0NESYrella | 71% | 142 |
| #3 | daunty | 68% | 405 |
| #4 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 66% | 243 |
| #5 | GioW | 65% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daunty | 33 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 26 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Gentle Wife Beater | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | GioW | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Phantomschmerz | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tohbias | +4.51 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | daunty | +3.65 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | Yves | +2.72 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | ɪ'ᴍ ZeroTwo ゼロツー|002 | +2.22 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | GioW | +1.81 | 85 | 31 |





