








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 867 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 470 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1267 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2595 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2413 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2127 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,457,368 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 668 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pikabo0o0 | 68% | 75 |
| #2 | Yves | 65% | 233 |
| #3 | daunty | 65% | 65 |
| #4 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 61% | 330 |
| #5 | Gojo | 57% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | 52 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Yves | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | pikabo0o0 | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | daunty | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Gojo | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gojo | +2.99 | 64 | 69 |
| #2 | GioW | +2.60 | 85 | 33 |
| #3 | Yves | +2.11 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | daunty | +1.67 | 69 | 50 |
| #5 | ✿Walter White✿(WCIYB) | +1.28 | 76 | 66 |





