








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3339 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2700 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2233 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2071 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $469,625 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | young buck | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | Limbs <Bez Bólu> | 77% | 43 |
| #3 | wheeler | 76% | 41 |
| #4 | I sit | 74% | 57 |
| #5 | fucking retard idiot | 68% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Bait | 519 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kirel | 190 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | Limbs <Bez Bólu> | 152 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | I sit | 139 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | wheeler | 105 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Bait | +4.25 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | young buck | +3.44 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | fucking retard idiot | +3.04 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | wheeler | +1.97 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | strat | +1.92 | 89 | 44 |





