








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1023 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1514 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 497 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1112 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,434 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | High_Kick_Hassan | 44% | 18 |
| #14 | Schokiii.exe | 41% | 29 |
| #15 | Philton Vollgas | 39% | 18 |
| #16 | nichtkay | 36% | 14 |
| #17 | fysiX | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creatyx | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Ayzee | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | High_Kick_Hassan | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Schokiii.exe | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ✠ ERZ ✠ | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xsploit | +4.41 | 90 | 27 |
| #2 | Creatyx | +2.61 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | Segalson | +2.47 | 81 | 77 |
| #4 | TrilluXe | +1.47 | 82 | 57 |
| #5 | Ayzee | +1.43 | 83 | 66 |





