








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4701 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5231 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4283 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5185 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,225,893 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuNny #muse | 52% | 77 |
| #2 | TrilluXe | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | Pickup | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Creatyx | 50% | 82 |
| #5 | '.ZioN | 49% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dyrL | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Creatyx | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | '.ZioN | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | KaGi | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | marf :)))) | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fysiX | +1.67 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | marf :)))) | +1.59 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | KaGi | +1.19 | 72 | 71 |
| #4 | '.ZioN | +0.96 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | High_Kick_Hassan | +0.80 | 76 | 56 |





