








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4029 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6898 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3127 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3952 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,865 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerHD_DK ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) | 60% | 82 |
| #2 | SeRgEnT_KC | 47% | 283 |
| #3 | annaaa | 40% | 117 |
| #4 | Nostro | 39% | 98 |
| #5 | VikingDuck | 37% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SeRgEnT_KC | 47% | 283 |
| #3 | annaaa | 40% | 117 |
| #4 | Nostro | 39% | 98 |
| #5 | VikingDuck | 37% | 81 |
| #6 | Innocent_ | 32% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeRgEnT_KC | 30 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Nostro | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | GamerHD_DK ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | annaaa | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | VikingDuck | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeRgEnT_KC | 825 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | GamerHD_DK ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nostro | 56 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | VikingDuck | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | annaaa | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JLM | +2.67 | 66 | 49 |
| #2 | GamerHD_DK ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆) | +0.99 | 61 | 49 |
| #3 | SeRgEnT_KC | +0.66 | 32 | 68 |
| #4 | VikingDuck | -2.57 | 48 | 35 |
| #5 | annaaa | -2.63 | 32 | 24 |





