








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5480 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7468 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4887 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6725 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $776,746 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | once | 54% | 466 |
| #2 | z4! | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | DaGnaSus | 51% | 132 |
| #4 | ElNeneBoo | 51% | 265 |
| #5 | DIEGOsanh | 50% | 395 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | 𝖀𝝩𝝤𝝦Í☪𝝤 | 41% | 102 |
| #14 | F E I T A N | 40% | 101 |
| #15 | Opazinho Mariano Aranguiz | 39% | 72 |
| #16 | Dolapessi | 36% | 56 |
| #17 | RanDy; | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | once | 26 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | G U R U K O | 13 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | ElNeneBoo | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | DIEGOsanh | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | DaGnaSus | 9 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DIEGOsanh | 518 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | DaGnaSus | 358 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | G U R U K O | 287 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | 𝖀𝝩𝝤𝝦Í☪𝝤 | 277 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | once | 256 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | once | +5.67 | 80 | 18 |
| #2 | enz0o0o0Zi | +4.68 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | z4! | +2.72 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | DaGnaSus | +1.56 | 59 | 65 |
| #5 | niggi | +0.95 | 65 | 59 |





