








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 586 | 18% |
| Smokes | 861 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 917 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 829 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,767 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leekb0b | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Frosty | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | lyons | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | zurrp | 51% | 39 |
| #5 | | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 1ARMgod | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | Kanny | 47% | 36 |
| #8 | Fanøe | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | ✪ Heroic🎃 | 30% | 10 |
| #10 | L1ND | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zurrp | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | 1ARMgod | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Kanny | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Frosty | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Fanøe | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanny | 235 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #2 | zurrp | 157 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Frosty | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fanøe | 66 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | lyons | 58 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | +2.48 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | leekb0b | +1.24 | 87 | 55 |
| #3 | Fanøe | +1.21 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | Asian kid | +0.78 | 80 | 47 |
| #5 | zurrp | +0.72 | 76 | 68 |





