








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1687 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1675 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 956 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1409 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,189 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snodz | 95% | 19 |
| #2 | wazz1 | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | -5326364312 | 80% | 15 |
| #4 | jaredd | 79% | 56 |
| #5 | Frosty | 74% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | moxfromearth | 72% | 54 |
| #7 | raini | 69% | 58 |
| #8 | Patarika | 68% | 28 |
| #9 | ADVICEONESSSHOT | 60% | 20 |
| #10 | duby | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raini | 10 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | moxfromearth | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | -5326364312 | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Frosty | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Patarika | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moxfromearth | 300 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #2 | jaredd | 228 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Patarika | 113 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Frosty | 111 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | raini | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raini | +3.81 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | Snodz | +2.54 | 96 | 49 |
| #3 | logiks | +2.24 | 88 | 62 |
| #4 | duby | +1.96 | 97 | 55 |
| #5 | wazz1 | +1.37 | 87 | 54 |





