








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 132 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2249 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1825 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1543 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1765 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,807 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wazz1 | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Snodz | 89% | 18 |
| #3 | logiks | 79% | 56 |
| #4 | Rhyza | 76% | 17 |
| #5 | AliBond | 75% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Patarika | 65% | 31 |
| #10 | dragonst4r | 63% | 8 |
| #11 | Shane | 63% | 8 |
| #12 | Isaac | 56% | 16 |
| #13 | Rhys | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | moxfromearth | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | dragonst4r | 2 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Patarika | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Rhys | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | 325 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | moxfromearth | 322 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #3 | logiks | 305 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #4 | Patarika | 120 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | godkU | 72 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragonst4r | +4.58 | 88 | 64 |
| #2 | Snodz | +2.77 | 96 | 52 |
| #3 | AliBond | +2.31 | 82 | 52 |
| #4 | logiks | +2.25 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | wazz1 | +1.93 | 86 | 55 |





