








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1022 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1727 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 810 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1132 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $576,559 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meat Cube | 57% | 82 |
| #2 | rat | 54% | 153 |
| #3 | DeeWuu | 54% | 106 |
| #4 | SpennyS | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | Wook | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meat Cube | 349 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | rat | 234 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | DeeWuu | 223 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | SpennyS | 167 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | sil | 154 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J Sauce | +2.08 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | DeeWuu | +1.86 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Wook | +0.00 | 63 | 68 |
| #4 | rat | -0.13 | 49 | 59 |
| #5 | SpennyS | -0.16 | 56 | 64 |





