








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1418 | 51% |
| Smokes | 606 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 501 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 253 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $43,229 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shelby | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | El Niño Gordo | 39% | 38 |
| #3 | CLIFF | 38% | 8 |
| #4 | GUS | 35% | 17 |
| #5 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 33% | 27 |
| #6 | Renanwtf | 32% | 56 |
| #7 | hama.candido | 31% | 39 |
| #8 | Zé da manga | 14% | 14 |
| #9 | BORA BILLL | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Niño Gordo | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Renanwtf | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | hama.candido | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renanwtf | 176 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | hama.candido | 79 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Zé da manga | 66 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | El Niño Gordo | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUS | +5.94 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | Renanwtf | +2.36 | 59 | 68 |
| #3 | El Niño Gordo | +2.12 | 54 | 65 |
| #4 | Shelby | +0.66 | 32 | 66 |
| #5 | CLEITIN DO GRAU | -0.64 | 19 | 50 |





