








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 2,279 | |
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2286 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2890 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2513 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3422 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,573 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Cheadle | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | HenryG | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | JustHarry | 69% | 42 |
| #4 | hmm | 69% | 61 |
| #5 | lectz| Gamdom.com | 69% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AliBond | 63% | 97 |
| #8 | ✪ Peter File | 62% | 21 |
| #9 | godkU | 61% | 76 |
| #10 | sLy | 59% | 41 |
| #11 | Jummi | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jummi | 6 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | AliBond | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | JustHarry | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Don Cheadle | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmm | 277 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | godkU | 270 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | AliBond | 231 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | JustHarry | 160 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rhyza | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Cheadle | +4.14 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | ✪ Peter File | +1.93 | 86 | 43 |
| #3 | AliBond | +1.73 | 78 | 61 |
| #4 | godkU | +1.31 | 75 | 73 |
| #5 | HenryG | +1.20 | 79 | 63 |





