








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 550 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,507 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5981 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5823 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8370 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6333 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,358,005 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chyme | 53% | 68 |
| #2 | FlixZ | 52% | 326 |
| #3 | Yung lidl | 51% | 528 |
| #4 | Lowmaker | 51% | 261 |
| #5 | Wekikbut | 50% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FlixZ | 52% | 326 |
| #3 | Yung lidl | 51% | 528 |
| #4 | Lowmaker | 51% | 261 |
| #5 | Wekikbut | 50% | 238 |
| #6 | DieSeifenoma | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlixZ | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Yung lidl | 11 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | DieSeifenoma | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Lowmaker | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Wekikbut | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yung lidl | 1036 | 0.09 | 34 min |
| #2 | Wekikbut | 845 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #3 | FlixZ | 487 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #4 | Lowmaker | 352 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | Chyme | 185 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yung lidl | +1.24 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | HeyJF | +1.07 | 65 | 63 |
| #3 | FlixZ | +0.71 | 56 | 62 |
| #4 | Wekikbut | +0.61 | 48 | 69 |
| #5 | Chyme | -1.71 | 43 | 63 |





