








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 422 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6657 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4499 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6631 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4893 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,608 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DieSeifenoma | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | FlixZ | 53% | 225 |
| #3 | Yung lidl | 51% | 379 |
| #4 | Lowmaker | 50% | 111 |
| #5 | HeyJF | 50% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DieSeifenoma | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | FlixZ | 53% | 225 |
| #3 | Yung lidl | 51% | 379 |
| #4 | Lowmaker | 50% | 111 |
| #5 | HeyJF | 50% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeyJF | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | FlixZ | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Yung lidl | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | DieSeifenoma | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yung lidl | 742 | 0.09 | 23 min |
| #2 | HeyJF | 670 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | FlixZ | 349 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #4 | DieSeifenoma | 159 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lowmaker | 149 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yung lidl | +0.83 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Wekikbut | +0.45 | 50 | 70 |
| #3 | FlixZ | +0.37 | 53 | 60 |
| #4 | HeyJF | +0.35 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | DieSeifenoma | -2.37 | 46 | 59 |





