








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,668 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 663 | 5% |
| Smokes | 4380 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4835 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3790 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $940,124 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exitinG | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | Emsy | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | FreeZ | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | b1rd | 49% | 94 |
| #5 | -Mauli. | 49% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | easyYyYyY^m$ | 42% | 66 |
| #9 | »S!lver« | 42% | 136 |
| #10 | Cubex | 39% | 152 |
| #11 | sammyS | 31% | 99 |
| #12 | t1mseN | 22% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1p | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | -Mauli. | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Cubex | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | easyYyYyY^m$ | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | FreeZ | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cubex | 512 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | b1rd | 347 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | h1p | 273 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | -Mauli. | 219 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | »S!lver« | 183 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | easyYyYyY^m$ | +7.38 | 91 | 51 |
| #2 | h1p | +5.35 | 89 | 53 |
| #3 | FreeZ | +3.84 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | -Mauli. | +3.23 | 93 | 51 |
| #5 | Emsy | +2.16 | 83 | 44 |





