








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 897 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,615 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5431 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3678 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4185 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3321 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,140 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 444 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eNv | 67% | 54 |
| #2 | exitinG | 65% | 200 |
| #3 | Emsy | 64% | 53 |
| #4 | Black-Oz- | 64% | 55 |
| #5 | h1p | 57% | 252 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | t1mseN | 52% | 81 |
| #8 | Lulu | 49% | 92 |
| #9 | Cubex | 48% | 60 |
| #10 | »S!lver« | 47% | 34 |
| #11 | sammyS | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZ | 29 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | h1p | 21 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | eNv | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | exitinG | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Cubex | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exitinG | 780 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | FreeZ | 574 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | h1p | 455 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | Cubex | 208 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | eNv | 152 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1p | +4.13 | 89 | 51 |
| #2 | FreeZ | +2.41 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | Black-Oz- | +2.33 | 87 | 46 |
| #4 | -Mauli. | +2.29 | 91 | 53 |
| #5 | Emsy | +0.91 | 82 | 42 |





