








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6040 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7500 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9006 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 9099 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,417,521 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ h1dd3n | 73% | 77 |
| #2 | Emsy | 65% | 71 |
| #3 | exitinG | 64% | 460 |
| #4 | FreeZ | 64% | 226 |
| #5 | Black-Oz- | 62% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✪FNL⭕⃤.✞ | 58% | 124 |
| #11 | iNs4n1tY | 58% | 88 |
| #12 | -Mauli. | 57% | 252 |
| #13 | t1mseN | 47% | 114 |
| #14 | Lulu | 45% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZ | 38 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | -Mauli. | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | eNv | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | exitinG | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Black-Oz- | 8 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exitinG | 1565 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #2 | -Mauli. | 570 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | FreeZ | 534 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | eNv | 494 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | ✪FNL⭕⃤.✞ | 307 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1p | +4.49 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | Emsy | +3.08 | 85 | 43 |
| #3 | ✪ h1dd3n | +2.91 | 93 | 60 |
| #4 | FreeZ | +2.30 | 88 | 58 |
| #5 | iNs4n1tY | +2.28 | 94 | 57 |





