








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 743 | 20% |
| Smokes | 588 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 981 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1361 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $954,988 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VfL Forscher - Tamiro | 28 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Milkbottle | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Blackbloodwolve | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Rainer Stoff | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | P3aceK!ller | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sammy' | +10.71 | 98 | 71 |
| #2 | [REZ] Nephren | +3.48 | 39 | 31 |
| #3 | Rainer Stoff | +0.38 | 41 | 63 |
| #4 | PrimeTime Hanniball@VHM | -0.13 | 26 | 36 |
| #5 | P3aceK!ller | -0.17 | 28 | 41 |





